I confess I don't have a thing for chains, but coming this one from the blog pundits...
There's always something wrong with chains and in this case what's wrong is that I'M IN THE KITCHEN!
Grab a book, go to page 161 and write the 5th line. That's the modus operandi, right? So here goes nothing:
"olive oil and the juice of 1 lemon, then massage 1 tablespoon Big Four Paste all over the"
Quoted from Food and Wine Annual Cookbook-Awards Collection, American Express Publishing, 2001, p. 161.
And so, the blonde here, who wanted to look like an intellectual, looks more like a desperate housewife. Lovely!
P.S. - I promise I read serious stuff (Bleak House and Tom Wolfe included! Nice choices, by the way).